These have been overdue for a week already, and so I resolve to deal with my new year’s resolutions moree promptly in the future. But that can wait until 2010. Being a highly capable and strong-willed person with no flaws to speak of, I have decided to set myself particularly challenging resolutions, as detailed below.
1. Become adept at fixing radiators. When I get back to college, I am quite sure that the radiator under my third window will still not have been fixed. This is a recalcitrant radiator that enjoys misbehaving and causing general mischief during the long cold nights. I resolve to learn how to bring this impudent component of Trinity’s central heating system to heal.
2. Buy eggs. I have had my frying pan for the longest time and Sainbury’s is right downstairs. I have no idea why I went a whole term without cooking eggs. Actually, I do. I do not like washing the pan after making scrambled eggs and I’m too clumsy to make eggs over easy. However, coming back home has made me realise how much i have missed eggs and I promise to make a greater effort to buy eggs in the future.
3. Read more. Haha…yeahhhh….
4. Start jogging.. Right. A very good thing to do when it’s the first winter I’m ever experiencing.
5. Buy proper hot chocolate. None of that nonsense 34 calorie per serving, sugar free, instant cocoa shit. I resolve to get the mother of hot chocolates, but without the marshmallows because even now, the only marshmallows I can tolerate are the ones that I have held over a fire. Not the tiny ones that decide to go skinny dipping in my hot chocolate without permission and end up making a mess of themselves, my hot drink, and my entire afternoon.
There. They shouldn’t be too hard to follow.
