Aye iz tare-fried. Shakey shakey, aye iz knut nowing watt two doo. Oz noze. Oz noze. Diz wurd adeeter tooc sew lang two lode dat airnather er-tthhhh shakie shakie dingy ding abbened ergan. Diz dime et braken zee doun zee grahma un spaiowling cables. Eeef yuz iz udder-standing mohst uf diz dan yuz winz glore [...]
Archive for December, 2006
Earthshake
Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Merry Christmas
Posted in Uncategorized on December 24, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
1 day early, but I’m already so full of turkey.
Full Monty
Posted in Singapore on December 23, 2006 | 1 Comment »
There are far worse, non artistic pictures in FHM than Leslie Kee’s book, and its sold in Singapore. Anyway, even if I really wanted to get a good look at naked people, I wouldn’t pay $300 plus to see “stars” covering themselves with hats or scarves or meatloafs (or only pretend to be naked by [...]
You Don’t Say
Posted in Debate, Shits and giggles on December 21, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Last year Chris gave me a calendar for Christmas. She said that the calendar was “me” because it was pessimistic and full of variants on Murphy’s Law. Today’s little snippet was strangely depressing, yet uplifting at the same time.
If you’ve reached the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on
Trust THE Man
Posted in Debate on December 18, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Can’t remember exactly when, but our team went to watch a movie. Because a certain Arsenal fan was late, we had to watch an idiotic show with the X files guy and Julianne Moore called Trust the Man. It was horrible; just a bunch of cheap jokes strung together with an ugly supporting cast. Luvis [...]
For Lack of Humanity
Posted in Shits and giggles, Uncategorized on December 18, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Me: Would you rather burn a human baby or a dog? And you ahd to choose or you would die.
Sister: Um…..Do I know the baby?
Me: 0.0 Uh…why does it matter? Ok, you knew the dog all your life and the baby belongs to some stranger.
Sister: Um..how old is the baby?
Me: WHY DOES IT MATTER??
Sister: Because [...]
No Pressure
Posted in Singapore on December 14, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
My caveman family has finally upgraded to digital cable. The frustration you feel in not being able to find anything to watch is exponentially proportional to the number of channels you do have. This led me to flick to Sky News and listen to the latest updates on the serial prostitute killer. A marked difference [...]
It Must’ve Been Love
Posted in Singapore, Things They Do on December 10, 2006 | 3 Comments »
As the Bard, John Donne, Wordsworth, and numerous other great wordsmiths of their time knew, unrequited love is man’s most depressing tragedy. Boy likes girl, girl not interested, boy does crazy things to get girl interested, girl still not interested, boy’s heart breaks, boy dies (maybe). This storyline has never wavered, and in this little [...]
